Stars: Terence Longdon, Spike Milligan, George Hilsdon, Lloyd Reckord, Trevor Peacock
An author is trying to write a book about the "Loch Ness" monster, but no publisher is willing to print the book because the monster is fictional. The author and some of his friends make a fake monster and take pictures of it...
Stars: Kenneth Cranham, Nadim Sawalha, Freddie Jones, Nicky Henson, Luan Peters
A wrong blood transfusion causes Dracula's wife to turn black.
